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1.  CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces….

2. Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs…..toilet!

3. He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

4. there are 3 chambers in my heart. 1 for ALLAH 1 for ABBOO 1 for AMMEE Oh wat about u dear? Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!! bcoz You Are MY

 





5. It’s better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life

6. darling ru know full fom of DARLING ? D = dear A = always R = remembar L = love I = is N = not G = game

7. Din mai karoge to sust rehoge, Raat mai karoge to chust rehoge, Roj karoge to khus rehoge, Din raat karoge to tandurust rehoge.. What ?? . . Sms yar

8. 21 Augast Ko Guzri Hui 1 Sachi Ghatna. 7 Saal Ki Bachi Ko Us Ke Baap Or Bhai Ne Lekar Bhut Buri Tarha Se Usko Zabardasti.. School Me Admission Krwaya.





9. Kabhi Raaty main leti hun, Kabhi Din mai leti hun, Jab bhi jarurat pade, Prabhu ka naam leti hun..

10. Kissing at TOP…. Fingering at MIDDLE… Firing at bottom … Yes your right “CIGARETTE” ‘Smoking is injurious to health’

11. Bazaar wali Nazuk si, Office wali Naram Naram, Mohallay wali Patli si, Ghar wali Garma Garam, Wese Aap kahan ki Roti pasand kartay ho??

12. Why do guys always have to say: I’m going to court you now for you to be my girl. Isn’t it nicer to say: Just love me now and be my girl and I’ll court you forever!




13. TC fined Ticketless girls Chudidar girl was fined Rs100 Skirt girl Rs50 Mini skirt girl Rs25 Next girl was fined Rs0 why? u naughty she had ticket…

14. In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another “I slept wid ur mom last nite” D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy”s response. He laughs & says, “Lets go home dad, U r drunk”

15. A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: “Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!”

16. Hi, I am an alien and I”m checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no chicks found! Gay? Conclusion: You Are Gay!




17. A man said 2 his doctor ”everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection” the doctor said ”That”s because u look like a cunt!

18. Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

19.  Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.

20. Lady: Time kitna hua hai? Banta: Bra Panties. Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense. Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12.35





21. See what a spelling mistake can do… Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her

22. Santa: I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest. Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata

23. The old surd replied, “THAT”S ALL VERY WELL…WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE WON AND TOOK OVER AMRIKA???”

24. The old surd replied, “THAT”S ALL VERY WELL…WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE WON AND TOOK OVER AMRIKA???”





25. Banta: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun. Santa: But I”ve never been able to see the numbers

26. Banta: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun. Santa: But I”ve never been able to see the numbers

27. Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman. Jeeto: He”s very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly. And so quickly too!, said Preeto

28. See what a spelling mistake can do… Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her

29. Santa: tainu Sunny Deol da phone no pata hai…? Banta: Nahin, kyon ki hoya? Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si.

30. You know what COLLEGE means?? C=Come O=On L=Lets L=Love E=Each G=Girl E=Equally So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.