Kiss SMS

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1.  Kisses blown are kisses wasted. kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted. kisses spread germs and germs are hated. but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated

2. A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

3. I’ve been thinking about u and me..if we were alone how it would be..I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!

4. If u read,u owe me a HUG, if u delete,u Owe me a kiss, if u save,u owe me a DATE, if u return txt msg 2 me, u OWE me All, bt if u ignore, U r MINe! So wat will U do?

 





5. Will you love me in December as you do in May,Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?When my hair has all turned gray,Will you kiss me then and say,That you love me in December as you do in May?”

6. I will give you one kiss to go to sleep. I give you two kisses to dream. I give you an endless row of kisses to, when you wake up in the morning, think of me.

7. Kiss is the key of love.Love is the key of marraige.Marraige is the boxof children.Children r the problem of Pakistan.To solve this problem.Avoid Kisses……….

8. ur love is like water in the ocean it last forever, ur kiss is like a remeberable story,couse i always rember it,i love you.





9. If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree. If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, If friendship is life I will give u mine

10. Kiss is autograph of luv, music of affection and sign of seduction.

11. If kissing was just 2 people touching lips, it wouldn’t touch our hearts and bind our souls the way it does

12. KISS is seal of soft affections dearest tie of young connections, love’s silent confession




13. Kissing is natural phenomena happens when 2 lips acts with equal efforts in different direction.

14. Question:Why do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY? Guess………..Any Guess…….. Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladko ko kabhi KHUSH nahi dekh sakti

15. A kiss, when all is said, what is it? A rosy dot placed on the “I” in loving; ‘Tis a secret told 2 D mouth instead of 2 D ear.

16. School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega…!




17. I have two eyes, To see you. I have two lips, To kiss you. I have two hands, To hug you. But I have one heart, To love you.

18. Sardar 2 His Frend: I Kiss My Wife Evrydy B4 I Go 2 Ofice N U? Frend: I Kiss Ur Wife Aftr U Go 2 Ofice.. Srdar: Hahaha I Kissd First

19. There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park, but nothing is more be beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark!

20. Any Man Who Can Drive Safely . . . While KISSING a GIRL ? Is Simply? NOT Giving The KiSS ? The ATTENTION It DESERVES. . . .





21. Boy gave a dice to a Girl and said: If you get 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5 I’ll kiss you! Girl: Ager 6 aaya to? Boy: Ludo nahi kheli kya? Dobara baari ayegi.

22. I wan”t to kiss ur lips I wan”t to play with ur teeth I want to teaste ur tounge Hey ! don”t get angry fren I m toothpaste……

23. U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk. softer than flower. since i have u as my lover, come to me near, i”ll kiss ur lips without fear. u”ll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever

24. Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai. Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho? Lady: Saal main 1 baar! Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.





25. A Kiss is a luvly trick designed by nature, 2 stop speech wen words become superfluous.

26. A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I”m missing you.

27. Dear customer! UR kiss balance is getting low!! Please get some1 and recharge ur balance now! u have 2 free kiss, and 3minutes hug & will be expired on Valentine’s Day in 2011 is on Monday, the 14th of February.

28. Excellent Saying : ” The Best Things In Life Can Never Be Kept, They Must Be Given Away. A Smile , A Kiss , & Love

29. One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis liye? boy: haan bohat kiss liye:

30. Kuch Iss Tarah Se Hum Tere Nazdek Aa Chuke Khud KO Tere Wajood Ka Hissa Bana Chuke AB To Hamare Dard KI Koi Dua Kero Hum To Tumhe APna Mashia Bana Chuke