Funny Romantic Shayari

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1. Mohabbat na sahi
Mukadma hi kar de mujh par aye kambakht
Kam se kam tareekh dar tareekh
Mulakaat to hogi

 

2. Aye gulaab apni khushbu ko mere doston par nyochhawar kar de..
Yeh sardi ke mausam mein aksar nahaya nahi karte.

 

3. Taras gaye aapke deedar ko,
Phir bhi dil aap hi ko yaad karta hai,
Humse khush naseeb to aapke ghar ka aaina hai,
Jo har roz aapke husn ka deedar karta hai.

4. Dekha hai tumhare aage,
Sharma ke phoolon ko murjhaate.

Dekha hai tumhare aage,
Sharma ke phoolon ko murjhaate,
Aye jahan ko ghayal karne waale
Tum deodorant kyun nahi lagaate

 

5. Hum aaj bhi dil ka aashiyana sajaane se darte hain,
Baagon mein phool khilaane se darte hain,
Hamari ek pasand se toot jaayenge hazaron dil,
Tabhi to hum aaj bhi girlfriend banaane se darte hain

 

6. Heer ro ro kar raanjhe se keh rahi hai,
Haath chhor kameene meri naak beh rahi hai.

7. Ajab si halat hai tere janay ke bad,
Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khanay ke bad,
Mere pass 2 hi samose the jo maine kha liye,
Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad.

8. Ishq hai to ishq ka izhar bhi hone chahiye,
Aadmi ko shakl se bimar bhi hona chahiye,
Yaadon ko keh do, do chaar din ki chhuti de de,
Akhir ishq mein itvaar bhi hona chahiye.

funny romantic shayari

9. Sangeet ka taraana hua,
Shamaa ka parwana hua,
Masti ka mastaana hua,
Jaise hi gunghat uthaya,
Is duniya se ravana hua!

 

10. Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyun,
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyun,
Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi,
Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyun.

11. Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hain,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hain,
Rahte hain jo nigahon se door,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hain.

 

12. Arz kiya hai…
LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain,
LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain,
Logon ki biwiyon ke paas ghanton baith k
Husband ke marne ke fayde batate hain…

13. Tumhari naam ki gazalein chand par likhne ko ji chahta hai.
Par kya karu yeh zalim khwab amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai.

14. Jise dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi..
Jise pyar kiya woh Italy chali gayi…
Dil ne kaha khudkushi kar le zalim…
Bijli ko hath lagaya to bijli chali gayi…

 

15. Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha…,
Maine propose kia SMS se,
Kambakth woh uski shadi tak pending tha…!

 

16. Marne pe hum dono ko jannat mile,
Yeh hava yeh bahar mile,
SMS karne mein kanjusi mat kar mere dost,
Pata nahi jannat mein signal mile ya na mile.

17. Mat kar mere dost haseeno se mohabbat,
Woh to aankhon se waar karti hain.
Maine teri wali ki aankhon mein dekha hai,
Woh to saali mujh se bhi pyar karti hai.

18. Kash pyaar ka insurance ho jata,
Pyar karne se pehle premium bharwaya jata.
Pyar mein wafa mili to theek warna,
Bewafaon pe jo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jata.

19. Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi,
Chandni chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

20. Raste the anjaan phir bhi hum talash mein unki nikal pade,
Unki aankhon ki kashish mein hum kheenche chal pade,
Maloom chala woh kaun si thi dagar jispe hum the nikle,
Jab use patane ke chakkar mein hamein joote chappal pade.