Funny Love Shayari in Hindi

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1. Hume tumse Love hai.. Please refuse na karna..
Ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai.. Please ise fuse na karna!!!

2. Aisa dostana hamara,
Main kashti tu kinara,
Main dhanush tu teer,
Main matar tu paneer,
Main varsha tu badal,
Main rajma tu chawal,
Main hot tu cool,
Main april tu fool.

3. शहर का लडका गाव की लडकी पटाता है-
लडका: तुमको whatsapp चलाना आता है?
लडकी: नहीं, पर तुम चलाना में पीछे बैठ जाउंगी

4. Ishq K Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq K Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..

5. Sitaro mein aap,
Hawao mein aap,
Fizao mein aap,
Baharo mein aap,
Dhop mein aap,
Chaaon mein aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota.

6. Pyar aur maut se darta kaun hai,
Pyar to ho jata he ise krta kaun hai,
Hum to kar de pyar me jaan bhi qurban,
Par pata to chale hmse pyar karta kaun hai!!

7. Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
Apne boyfrnd ke liye Shayari likhi..
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Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada..
Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada
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Dil todh kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA

8. Aapki yaad mein humne nai kalam uthai,
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,
Socha tha ki usko sambhaal kar rakhenge,
Magar wo to baccchon ko darane ke kaam aayee.

funny love shayari in hindi

9. Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,
To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.

10. Unki gali se mera janaza nikla,
Wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla,
Unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajane lage,
Rakh ke mera janaza kamine usko patane lage.

11. kisi k pass yo yo honey singh ka number hai kya!!
Wo kehta rehta tha,
Pass kara du, phone ghuma du..
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Exams sar pe hai No. jaruri hain yaar.

12. Winter Shayari (Crazy one) Arz kiya hai..
Baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise..
Sardi ke mausam mein sochtaa hu aise..
Baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise..
Sardi ke mausam mein sochtaa hu aise.
Ki kar to li hai tune beta….abb thande paani se dhoega Kaise..

13. Jis Chehre Ko Dekh Kar Haste The Hum,

Aaj Usine ‘Rula Diya’ Khud Ne To Phone Kiya Nahi,

Humne Kiya To Caller Tune… ‘Tuje Bhula Diya’

14. Kyun kisi ki yaadon mein roya jaye,
Kyub kisi ke khayalo mein khoya jaye,
Mera to yakeen hai,
Bahar mausam bahut kharab hai,
Kyun na razai tankar soya jaye.

15. Winter Ka Zamana Hai,
Msg Karke Apko Satana Hai,
Mmusam Bhi Diwana Hai,
2-4 Msg Aap Bhi Kar Do,
Kya..
Balance Bacha K
Naya Sweter Lana Hai.

 

16. Mujhe Mat Dhudo Is Jahan
Ki Tanhai Mein
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Thand Bahut Hai Mein To
Hun Apani Rajai Mein

17. Har Safalta Par aapka Naam Ho,
Aapke Har Decision Par Kaamyabhi Ka Mukam Ho,
Thand Aa Gayi Hai Dhyan Rakhna,
Main nahi Chahta aapko sardi aur jukaam Ho.c

18. 8-9 Mahine tumhe avoide kiya mujhe,
Lekin ab tum mujhe or dur nahi rakh sakte,
Aaj nahi to kal apni baahon me mujhe jarur loge,
With love
Tumhari purani
”SWEATER”

19. 2 Baar Lips Pe,
2 Baar Gaal Pe,
1 Martaba Mathay Pe,
2 Baar Eyes Pe,
Cold Cream Zaroor Lagana,
Sardi Aarahi Hai Na.
Happy Winter Season

20. Mausam Ne Li Angrai,
Aur Humne Orhi Razai,
Ice-Cream se Hui Larrai,
Moongphali Ghar Main Aai,
Cold Drink se Mun Morr Liya,
Coffee Se Nata Jorr Liya.
Happy Winter Season