1. Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u…. dont cry…
2. if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous…
3. we’ve known….each other for….quite a while now, do u think we can b more…. than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2… rob a bank?
4. Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!
5. Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world… so plz start teeth brushing regularly
6. Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey…..Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey… Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey… EK SMS YAAR!!!!!
7. Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum…… ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss
8. Open with Love… If I disturb U I am Sorry! But I need To Say I… Love… Disturbing you…
9. In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always tink dirty.
10. Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain aur Neechey Thora aur NeeChey One Step More Aap Aik Sms Keliye Itney girr Jaaon Gey , Mughey Nahee Maloom tha
11. Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule…Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???
12. 1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME… just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
13. In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you caling for ”EXTRA SHEET”. Stay Cool.
14. FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.Deep like OCEAN. High like SKY.Strong like IRON.Kind like MOTHER.& cute like ME
15. R u mad? Y r u reading me? There is nothing in me. Just stop it, u r wasting ur time. I think u will never stop reading me. OK Read me now.
16. You = Lovely You = Perfect You = Beautiful You = Amazing You = sweet You = Cute You = gorgeous You = Fantastic You = Fabulous me = lier! 🙂
17. aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai
18. Dil kar raha hai keh…. aajtumhein akeiley mein… le ja kar… apney hontoon se eik… kis… kis… kis.. kiss… kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka……..
19. Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu… Dost me aap jaisa… Nalayak koi nahi!
20. Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana… agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana… Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai…
21. Tum Haste Raho Haste Raho Haste Raho Haste Raho Muskarate Raho Sada Khilkhilate Raho Khush Raho Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kahenge!
22. I am here not because I should be, Not because I am captive in this situation, But because I prefer to be with you To be anywhere else in the world …
23. mosum he dewana dil hai mastana ,aise mein tum? tum? han tum?tum? tum ?tum ?tum ?lux se do bar nahana
24. Camry-DL-2c-1122, Sonata-MH-2k 7552 Merceedes – UP7-7500 City- DL5C-2141, MH19K174 Ye meri un gaadiyo ke number hai jinki tujhe safai karni hai…
25. This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
26. Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane… Husn Bana to Deewane bane… Kuch to baat hai aapme, Yu hi nahi Pagal khane bane..
27. U picked me up,U took me home,U put ur hands around my waist,U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI
28. I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice cream!
29. Some time my heart ask me, why i like U? why i want 2 see U? why i remember U? why i lov U? why u make me lov? then my heart simply gives me ans, coz i lov cartoons
30. Suno kahana hoo ………………… Jaha ho wahi rahna ……………… 3-4 gahntte tak bahar nahi niklana ………. Tumaharee jan ko khatra hai ………. Bahir Bandar pakerne wale phir rahe hain .